Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

erik · Post by **erik** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:06 pm

I see more of these lately, and I feel pleased because they make me think that I can read lips like a boss.

I considered doing a mix-up of em, but they're fine as intended.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:28 pm

I am so glad I missed the entire discussion I delude myself into thinking I started with the 50 shades o' grey comment...

...and as for above...

wut?

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:34 pm

What.

The.

Fuck.

Whatever · Post by **Whatever** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:46 pm

Marx, Lenin, Mao? That's a troll picture for sure.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:51 pm

shouldn't that read Communism?

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:15 am

Whatever wrote:Marx, Lenin, Mao? That's a troll picture for sure.

I sure hope so; I don't want to lose all faith in humanity.

sabs wrote:shouldn't that read Communism?

Probably, but given that it has Barack Obama in it, and [if you believe all of the right-wing conspiracy theories] Obama has been said to be a Communist Fascist Socialist Atheist Antichrist Muslim Hitler Joker Tribesman born in both Kenya and Indonesia it's hard to tell.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:16 am

He's also a Black Seperatist Racist Christian who is guided by Jeremiah Wright.

Although how he can be both a radical Christian AND a radical Muslim.. I'm not sure.

Maybe he's a born again Muslim?

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:41 am

This is all I have to say on the matter.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:41 pm

And now, a fun lesson in CONTEXT!

Here, this is the funniest image in Transformers. EVER.

Now, out of context, this is hilarious. BUT! If you look below, it is now in context. And thus now makes sense and ruins the absurdity.

just put this image before the one on top
This is why I have declared war on context, logic, and reason.

EDIT: I probably could've laid this out better, but, what the fuck.

ANOTHER EDIT:

CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK!!

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:16 am

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:09 pm

I sincerely hope that is a response to my out-of-context contextual post.

Count Arioch the 28th · Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:42 am

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:46 am

Hey, Count! Glad to see you!

Whatever · Post by **Whatever** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:01 am

Count, there are plenty of women out there who would love to get their hands on your enormous penis. Literally, even.

But treating them all as undateable sluts may have something to do with why you're not in a relationship.

Count Arioch the 28th · Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:48 am

I haven't had much time to consider dating. I've been on the run for about two months now. After I ragequit a while back I noticed the familiar stench of sour crotch sweat, pork, and envy in my apartment. I grabbed the cat and the spider and made a run for it, because she had finally found me.

It's been an interesting time. Scrounging for food, sleeping wherever I can catch shelter. Right now I'm at an internet cafe in Peoria, although the patrons are giving me odd lucks because I am wearing a shirt that says "Go suck a barrel of cocks!" that hasn't been washed for about eight days now. Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone. Having eight legs to peck out the keys helps, also spiders don't really "sleep" as mammals and birds would call it so me and my cat can get some shuteye. The cat has shown herself to be proficient at taking out animals nearly three times her size, last night she brought home a dead corgi. Corgis taste alright, shih tzus are tastier.

Crap, I gotta go. Tell everyone I said ba

...You Lost Me · Post by **...You Lost Me** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:21 am

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:I haven't had much time to consider dating. I've been on the run for about two months now. After I ragequit a while back I noticed the familiar stench of sour crotch sweat, pork, and envy in my apartment. I grabbed the cat and the spider and made a run for it, because she had finally found me.

It's been an interesting time. Scrounging for food, sleeping wherever I can catch shelter. Right now I'm at an internet cafe in Peoria, although the patrons are giving me odd lucks because I am wearing a shirt that says "Go suck a barrel of cocks!" that hasn't been washed for about eight days now. Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone. Having eight legs to peck out the keys helps, also spiders don't really "sleep" as mammals and birds would call it so me and my cat can get some shuteye. The cat has shown herself to be proficient at taking out animals nearly three times her size, last night she brought home a dead corgi. Corgis taste alright, shih tzus are tastier.

Crap, I gotta go. Tell everyone I said ba

Holy. what.

Also, get a restraining order.

Stahlseele · Post by **Stahlseele** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:12 am

*nods*
cats have no natural enemies their own size usually . . aside from maybe other cats . .

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:24 pm

Count Arioch the 28th wrote: Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone.

All I've ever been able to teach a spider to do is play the cello.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:03 pm

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:01 am

Shrapnel wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote: Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone.
All I've ever been able to teach a spider to do is play the cello.

I got my spider started on the piano but it wasn't really interested. It likes the theramin though, so there's some hope. It is also a pretty good chef.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:50 am

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:30 pm

Koumei wrote:
Shrapnel wrote:
Count Arioch the 28th wrote: Things got easier when I trained the spider to run a predator drone.
All I've ever been able to teach a spider to do is play the cello.
I got my spider started on the piano but it wasn't really interested. It likes the theramin though, so there's some hope. It is also a pretty good chef.

You're lucky then. My spider, which was also transgendered, tried to play at an LBGT pride festival, but got stepped on by an eighty-five year old post-op woman whose skin was nearly black with aged tattoo ink. All those years of lessons, for nought. But what's really amazing about all this is that I have severe arachnophobia, so the fact that I could teach a creature that I fear above death itself how to play a bowed string instrument is really quite impressive.

Grek · Post by **Grek** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:45 pm

My spider is a lazy bum. Just wants to sit in her rock all day and bang the drum all day.

Whatever · Post by **Whatever** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:43 pm